10 things I don't want to know:

1. How fake crab is made.

2. What my husband really thinks about my body.

3. About your sex life.

4. About your religious beliefs.

5. About your various bodily functions/fluids.

6. How much money you make.

7. What my dog is eating.

8. What that stain on the floor is from.

9. How much trash I've put in the landfill in my life.

10. Anything at all about that woman who put her baby in the microwave. I'm hoping to never hear the details.