Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Just saying... I quit smoking this month. I went off my beloved crazy pills. I stay home all day, every day with a two year old.

Not such a good idea to be bitchy or dickish with me right now.

But today, I refuse to let anyone piss me off. I'll practice tantric breathing, I'll picture puppies and lambs. I'll do whatever I have to do to stay smiling and enjoy my good mood.

So, have a nice day or go off somewhere and be an ass all by yourself. Either way, I'm good.

Monday, February 26, 2007






I got bored. I had scissors.

I now have bangs. Apparently, I also have green eyes. Who knew?

As a parent, you have these little moments where you realize that your kid is cooler than you. This weekend, my husband and I had one of those moments. Grace was dancing around the living room singing "Want you... want me... want youuuuuu... want meeeeeee!" We got so excited. "She's singing Cheap Trick!!! Our little girl is singing I Want You To Want Me!!!"

Today it evolved into "Want you... want me... happy famadee!"

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

She's singing the stupid Barney song! AHHHHHHHHH!

*sniffle*

Friday, February 23, 2007

Oh! and...

Grey's Anatomy made me cry like a little bitch last night. Fo' real!!!

I've been making an effort to get in touch and keep in touch with my entire family lately. I've been writing long lost cousins, aunts and uncles that probably thought me to be dead. I have to say, it feels pretty darn good. There is that weird connection that we human beings only have with family. There is something to be said for genetics. Maybe it's our pioneer forefathers that we share in common. We have survivor genes. This makes me think of my Grandmother Sydney. I called her Grammy. She was orphaned at birth, raised by her paranoid spinster aunt Liela (whom I loved dearly). My Grammy came of age during the dustbowl. Most people left the plains during those days. Not her. She lived right through it. She and her aunt toughed the whole thing out in a one room shack with a dirt floor. Nothing, NOTHING held those women down. My Great Aunt Liela ran a POW camp during WW-I. My Grammy wore pants, rode western sadles, and drove cars in the 20's. She was a pioneer in her own right. She was one of the first women to graduate from her college. She worked her entire life, even when she didn't have to. She was well spoken, loving and just pretty damn cool. ......I miss her. I think I'll light a candle for her today.

Wow... I just like had a therapy moment there. :P Sorry about that.

Anyway... I'm thinking that I might start a cleaning blog. Seriously a blog completely devoted t0 housecleaning and watching paint dry. -teehee.

I bought this funky cleaning spray yesterday that disinfects with silver ions. How bitchin' is that? It totally kicks ass, I don't care what you say ...as if you are still reading this. I read the MSDS on it and it's so much safer than bleach. Yay!! Now if only it would whiten my socks.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Where do missing socks go? I wonder what yarn made from dryer lint would feel like. Do other people use fabric softener and dryer sheets or is it just me? Anyone remember bleach compartments? I think they used to make them for fabric softener too. That seems awfully handy. My Downy ball doesn't quit work right anymore.

Who new mind numbing boredom could inspire so much thought.

Monday, February 12, 2007

I admit it, I watched the Grammy's with mild enthusiasm. I mean, come on! The friggin Police opened the show! The POLICE!!!!! I hope my darling husband forgives me for lusting after Sting. He's old enough to be my father for Christ's sake! But damn! He looks amazing. My cousin's band was nominated for best metal grammy. Kinda sad but not surprised they lost. They were up against Slayer. I mean come on... SLAYER!!! That's just not fair to anyone.