Thursday, May 24, 2007

I drove all over town today looking for a place that sells moving boxes. First, I went to a U-haul store that doubles as a muffler and brake shop. I stood there while the clerk tried to explain to this old guy how a trailer hitch works. 20 minutes of one goober speaking gooberese to another goober and getting blank stares in response. The part that made me walk out yelling "I hate stupid people", was another goober, complete with goober coveralls standing there staring at my tits. Did he ask if I needed any help? No. Did he even try to pretend he wasn't staring at my boobs? No. It was more than I could take. No one. I mean NO ONE, has the right to stare at my boobies without at least making sure I'm taken care of. I mean come on! I would have bought $50 worth of boxes, and let him stare at my boobs all at the same time, if he'd just asked if I needed any help.

So, I tried Home Depot next. No boxes.

I finally found some at my neighborhood Ace Hardware. Why didn't I just go there first?

4 Comments:

At 1:56 PM, Blogger Bos said...

Try the liquor store.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Bahia said...

Thanks. I will for less important stuff. After years of working for UPS, I want to make sure all the nice stuff is in double wall, corrugated boxes, with a high edge crush rating. ;)

 
At 3:01 PM, Anonymous Carolyn said...

If you have a Borders in your area, we give them away pretty regularly to folks. They are nice boxes, all the same size and pretty strong. Just go in and ask.

 
At 5:18 AM, Blogger Bahia said...

Awesome! Thanks, Carolyn. :)

 

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