Just saying... I quit smoking this month. I went off my beloved crazy pills. I stay home all day, every day with a two year old.

Not such a good idea to be bitchy or dickish with me right now.

But today, I refuse to let anyone piss me off. I'll practice tantric breathing, I'll picture puppies and lambs. I'll do whatever I have to do to stay smiling and enjoy my good mood.

So, have a nice day or go off somewhere and be an ass all by yourself. Either way, I'm good.