I was in the shower listening to NPR. In the midst of lathering, rinsing and repeating, I was listening to the latest report on the Israel vs. The Rest Of The World situation. Suddenly it hit me! There is a way to bring about Mid-East peace!

May I present my personal nominee for UN ambassador to Israel, Iran, Syria, Pakistan, India, North Korea, Afghanistan and anyone else that can't behave themselves.

"Now Israel, you have been very, very naughty. No one wants to play with you or be your neighbor anymore. You need to stop picking on the smaller kids and learn that a promise is a promise. Now go sit in your naughty chair until you are ready to say you are sorry to Syria and Palestine. "

"North Korea, that was very, VERY naughty of you to send up that missile. I don't care if Iran told you it was ok. Iran knows better and they are in trouble too. Now go sit in your naughty chair!"

Seriously, I'm tired of 3/4 of the worlds nations constantly behaving like spoiled brats. They need to learn to behave and get along. How do people with the mentality of pre-schoolers get power anyway?